Wow my life is so much more boring when Jackie isn’t constantly bugging the shit out of me
OMFG I JUST SAW THIS NOW
seeeeeeee you don’t hate me after all ^________________^
it’s interesting the effect some people can have on you…
do you ever just take your bra off and just want someone to like massage your titties?
- matt: you a stupid hoe
- me: FALSE. i'm a rachet bitch.
- matt: double false. you're a nympho
- matt: WHAT
oh, he smells like cat farts but if you can get over that he’s really cool, actually… BUT DON’T LET HIM KNOW I SAID THAT
MATT I WILL CUT YOU
let’s pretend that today is tmi tuesday and all of my hundreds of followers will finally break their vow of silence and actually ask me stuff. even if on anon. C’MON GUYS. … pretty please? :3
like i don’t mean to sound dramatic or anything but so vencd druikrd ajanodesa e fyga ib ec dryd e fecr e ryth’d; e tuh’d fyhd du pa tayt, e zicd fyhd du vycdvunfynt du rybbehacc…
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lalala i’m not feeling motivated to do anything somebody come shag me good or bring me pizza.
i dunno. i’ve only ever gotten photo submissions? i never submit to other blogs and i never receive submissions (grand total: 2) so i know next to nothing about all this. :(