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"I want Drake to murder my vagina."

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:40:06 -0500

“I want Drake to murder my vagina.”

- Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:20:15 -0500

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Fri, 24 May 2013 08:40:16 -0500

guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys GUYS IT’S COLD ENOUGH TO WEAR MY BERET...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:52:40 -0500

guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys

GUYS IT’S COLD ENOUGH TO WEAR MY BERET GUYS

GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TONIGHT’S GONNA BE A-FUCKIN-MAAAAZINGGGGGGGGGG A;LDKFJASDF;LKASDJFA

Que Que - Dillon Francis & Diplo feat.Maluca idk about you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:29:18 -0500

Que Que - Dillon Francis & Diplo feat.Maluca

idk about you guy but this music is FUCKING PUMPING ME UP AD;FLKAJDFA;LSKDFJASD;FLKJASDF

can’t wait to see you fuckers (;

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:20:21 -0500

aspire-singularity: th3dalton: nicestrokepam: this is probably...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:40:17 -0500

aspire-singularity:

th3dalton:

nicestrokepam:

this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.

My life perfectly right here.

THIS ISN’T A COMMERCIAL THIS IS PORTLANDIA

I went out to dinner with someone a couple of weeks ago (LONG story, was supposed to be a group...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:19:00 -0500

I went out to dinner with someone a couple of weeks ago (LONG story, was supposed to be a group dinner but it ended up just being me & a strange man) and I told him I blogged about feminism and politics, and he went off on me. He told me feelings were bullshit and women just wanted special privileges, and then he said, “Women don’t give men enough credit for not being violent psychopaths. That’s what we are, deep down. We want to rape and pillage, and we don’t, and women don’t give us enough credit for that.” I burst into tears. That shit was terrifying.

(via stfuconservatives)

this especially resonates with me because i dated a guy with… similar views. he told me multiple times about how he just wanted to break and destroy things and he puts forth a great amount of effort daily to suppress these urges. when talking about politics, he told me that women shouldn’t have any rights or power because women don’t understand politics and get in the way and he implied that a woman’s only “use” was procreating and raising sons. the fucking creepiest thing he ever told me was that he wished life were like it was centuries ago, and he wished he could be the ruler of an area because he would repeatedly impregnate every woman he ruled and with the sons they bore (because any daughters are OBVIOUSLY useless), he would build an army.

lynxmari127: lynxmari127: My Biology teacher is dedicating her...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:03:07 -0500

lynxmari127:

lynxmari127:

My Biology teacher is dedicating her space above her black board to be where she puts up her pairings of students. GUYS MY TEACHER HAS A SHIPPING WALL!

How do none of you find it interesting that my biology teacher literally ships students with each other and had quick class discussions on them?!

(singing along to luvumba): “tu eres ciego yo soy fuego vamos a ver quien se va a quemar”

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:35 -0500

(singing along to luvumba):

“tu eres ciego
yo soy fuego
vamos a ver quien se va a quemar”

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:00:37 -0500

comeandbreakmyheart: katiebbrennan: elkane: Jack Dawson…...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:44:41 -0500

comeandbreakmyheart:

katiebbrennan:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!

Inception.

the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:43:19 -0500

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

THIS JUST IN HANNAH HATES ME

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:42:00 -0500

she texts me and then NEVER REPLIES

WHAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE OR SOMETHING

"the room is still a little hot and i don’t break til a midnight shock are you coming out..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:31:50 -0500

“the room is still a little hot
and i don’t break til a midnight shock
are you coming out tonight?
pretend i am? well, i just might.
the room is filled with ancient dates,
where i’ve been and what i ate
before i’m asked to throw them out,
i play with every little doubt.
the room is filled with gummy bears,
electric shavers, ingrown hairs
i keep the curtains tied in knots,
you sleep on cotton, rest in cots.
the room is filled with catalogs,
encyclopedias, books enough,
to keep me busy in the morning.
sun sets fast without a warning.
the room is filled with cords and plugs,
electronic translucent bugs
and what’s that crawling all around?
what’s that twitching, is it still alive!?”

- Street Flash - Animal Collective

AHHH OH MY GOD MY RIGHT LEG IS ASLEEP IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT FUCKING HURTS SO GODDAMN BAD TO MOVE AHH...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:28:12 -0500

AHHH OH MY GOD MY RIGHT LEG IS ASLEEP IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT FUCKING HURTS SO GODDAMN BAD TO MOVE AHH OHMYGOD I’M DYING AH AL;DFKJA;FLKAJDF;LAKF

bagleopard: the eight gym badges of kanto

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:24:19 -0500

Boulder Badge - Pewter City

Cascade Badge - Cerulean City

Thunder Badge - Vermilion City

Rainbow Badge - Celadon City

Marsh Badge - Saffron City

Soul Badge - Fuschia City

Volcano Badge - Cinnabar Island

Earth Badge - Viridian City

bagleopard:

the eight gym badges of kanto

tmi tuesday

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:22:11 -0500

pero… no es martes

so… ever just been smoking and playing skyrim and you just i dunno get horny so you just uh. set the controller aside and uh masturbate. cuz it’s like “welp better seize this opportunity” and then when you’re done, uh… go back to playing skyrim? yeah, anybody else do that?

"We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From hand-written letters..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:12:58 -0500

“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From hand-written letters to electronic mails. From film to digital. We were fascinated by new things, neglecting the way we spend our afternoons. Cupcakes and tea. Play-Doh and Polly Pockets. Young and naive. Technology completely changed the way we waited and we grew up too fast. The simple things in life seems more meaningful now. We grew up in the age of transition and have become the generation of nostalgia.”

- This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)

But this explains the 90s kids

(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)

i really hate looking back at old things and remembering my friends the way they used to be before...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:05:37 -0500

i really hate looking back at old things and remembering my friends the way they used to be

before all the drugs

before all the bad girlfriends/boyfriends

before…

i fucking miss milly so goddamn much it’s not even funny. it’s not fair that he went off to ohio. i wish i could go back in time and convince him to stay but i wasn’t around. literally. i went away to college. i know that if i would’ve told him not to go, he wouldn’t have. hell, he almost moved in with me. i’d like to believe he’d be in a much better place in his life now if he would’ve moved in with me but the “coulda” nostalgia game is a dangerous one to play…

it fucking hurts to look at old pictures of my ex and remember who he use to be. he’s not the same person i dated. it breaks my fucking heart to know this. he was such an amazing person and the world was his. it’s not fair.

it fucking hurts to come home and hang out with “the crew” only to find that they’ve literally frozen themselves in time. they still abuse their bodies with drugs and partying like we did in high school, except now they have children they neglect, or they’re STILL unemployed and living with their parents and literally doing nothing with their lives except getting fucked up.

i miss you guys. i miss the past. life was so simple when we were young.