oh yeah, and this is my dream log.
so today laura told me some guy married his car and i asked her if it was legally possible and she said he consummated the marriage and i said how and she said tailpipe and i said damn, that car made that guy his bitch.
(singing along to luvumba):
“tu eres ciego
yo soy fuego
vamos a ver quien se va a quemar”
so i’m getting ready to go to the parade. i put on a crop top and some jeanz. nbd
okay i look cute as usual, nbd. but then i look closer…
is that…? can everyone see my thong? god fucking dammit. i can’t go out wearing a croptop that shows my middle IF MY THONG IS HANGING OUT. THAT’S JUST TRASHY, ugh. i love these shorts. i got them like two summers ago and i wear them all the time and they used to fit snug but now…
what the actual fuck. i’m SO BUMMED!!! i loved these shorts :((((( finna run these babies through the dryer and hope they shrink b;alkdjfadlk