I like aquariums and tropical fish, nutella, Kid Cudi, chocolate milk, good morning texts, making people smile, pranking my friends, laughing, summer days and summer nights, bumming around, being a badass, living under a rock, Pink Floyd, shopping, daydreaming, clown fishes, Weezy F. Baby, zombies, kissing, katamari, reading books, manicures, bright colors, singing, dancing, making silly faces, being impressed. I don't like squirrels or dolphins or very windy days.

oh yeah, and this is my dream log.

so today laura told me some guy married his car and i asked her if it was legally possible and she said he consummated the marriage and i said how and she said tailpipe and i said damn, that car made that guy his bitch.

idk why but i’ve been really obsessed with cropping my face out of pictures just above my nose. -shrug-

sowhatyouresayingisyouregay:

quelquechosezarbi replied to your post: I think I’m getting hit by a tornado tonight???
they don’t call my dick “tornado” for nuthin, bby (;

i looked like such a diva but i kinda liked it (;
makin out with me is like makin out with cake (;
*kissy face* (
hey guise remember that one time i was a model
four years ago, on this day, my first and only son was brought into this world. once upon the time everyone at the apartment wanted kool-aid to mix with their liquor. so they sent tasha and i across the neighborhood to the 7-11 to pick up a bag of sugar to mix with the kool-aid. we brought this bag of domino sugar back. a few drinks and hits from the bong later, and a face and pants were drawn on this little guy. AND THUS BABY DOMINO WAS BORN.

(singing along to luvumba):

“tu eres ciego
yo soy fuego
vamos a ver quien se va a quemar”

so i gave my phone a makeover :3 i really hate how it’s half in english, half in spanish. my system is in spanish, but the lock screen i downloaded is an american-made one. OH WELL i loooooove scrolling between home screens because i set it to pan across the gorgeous scene. simply beautiful. i found the picture here
so i found my old dasiy dukes. they’re a size smaller than the other shorts. looks like i’m wearing these ;D or… should i go darkwash? (these are a size smaller than the daisy dukes, and ACTUALLY FIT) tuuuuumblr, what dooooo, which do i weaaaar? (i think i’m leaning more toward the daisy dukes :3)

so i’m getting ready to go to the parade. i put on a crop top and some jeanz. nbd

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okay i look cute as usual, nbd. but then i look closer…

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is that…? can everyone see my thong? god fucking dammit. i can’t go out wearing a croptop that shows my middle IF MY THONG IS HANGING OUT. THAT’S JUST TRASHY, ugh. i love these shorts. i got them like two summers ago and i wear them all the time and they used to fit snug but now…

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what the actual fuck. i’m SO BUMMED!!! i loved these shorts :((((( finna run these babies through the dryer and hope they shrink b;alkdjfadlk

snapchat done went and did it again.